balien

The awkward stage of a newborn when they don't completely look human, yet, and slightly resemble an alien.

Aww! Her baby is a total balien.

by zunigasm22 March 22, 2016

blakien lee

A huge smelly bastard who has a shit hair cut and is shit at everything

Blakien lee is a smelly bastard

by Send nudesss February 26, 2017

Balien

When you constantly invite a friend to your event or gathering and they bail on you so often that they become a foreign person to you and your friends.

Person 1: “Is Allan and Lien coming to dinner on Saturday?”
Person 2: “Nah they’ve pulled a balien.”

by jetsetjester August 30, 2018