blagging my head

to be annoyingly confused by something

dude1:-your mum's your dad's grandma
dude2:-woah youre blagging my head!

by kitsch.object September 14, 2003

Red Bagging

The act of jerking off whereas both balls and cock are in one single grip. This results in the balls protruding forward and the scrotum running along the shaft of the penis. The length of the stroke is restricted only by the elasticity of the sack.

"Old man balls are ideal for Red Bagging", said Loyko.

by Krenek October 18, 2012

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

Me: *Puts random item in bagging area*
Machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE ITEM

by Flash Slash June 24, 2019

sand bagging

To deliberately perform at a lower level than you are capable of

He was sandbagging at practice, but kicked ass at the track meets.

by Rob D. October 18, 2003

Cell bagging

When you leave your cell phone out and a guy puts his balls on it.

OMG! Don’t leave your cell phone out! Johnny is so going to cell bag it!!! Cell bagging

by Igoeflow April 18, 2021

speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

backdoor bragging

Backdoor bragging is when you sneak something wonderful about yourself in everyday conversation.

30 Rock Episode Dialogue:

Kenneth: The personal essay is way harder than I thought, cause it's not in my nature to brag on myself.
Jenna: Not even a back door brag?
Kenneth: What's a back door brag?
Jenna: Backdoor bragging is sneaking something wonderful about yourself in everyday conversation. Like when I tell people it's hard for me to watch American Idol cause I have perfect pitch. You try it.
Kenneth: Oh, it's hard for me to watch American Idol because there's a water bug on my channel changer.
This comes back later in a talk with Liz:
Jenna: People always underestimate my instincts because of my good looks.
Liz: This is no time for back door bragging!

by David Ward May 30, 2008