Gamer's Bladder

Being able to hold your pee for long periods of time.

Gamer's usually hold it through a whole game then go to the bathroom.

John hasn't gone to the bathroom for like a 4 hours.

Dude, John has a gamer's bladder.

by Omgitsallama May 16, 2010

Bladder Boner

An erection caused by the accumulation of urine either during the day or after sleeping.

Mike: Dude what the fuck is that!?!?
Ryan: Sorry its my bladder boner, i slept for like 15 hours

by Dino Susan December 25, 2009

bladder juice

The liquid contained by the urinary bladder of many terrestrial animals, also known as pee-pee, piss, whiz or number one. In mammals, this liquid is frequently pungent and colored some shade of yellow. Bladder juice can be recycled as a beverage in states of dire emergency, and also for the lulz.

Sometimes when I'm suffering from cotton mouth while taking a piss, I will direct the whiz stream up to my pie hole and take a few sips of my delicious bladder juice.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 17, 2014

bladdergasm

the euphoric feeling one experiences when relieving oneself of a large urinary discharge after a prolonged period of containment.

a line cook has held in his piss all day finally gets 45 seconds to relieve himself before service starts - and shrieks with joy as he experiences a bladdergasm

by birdcook January 7, 2011

mind over bladder

The power to be able to suppress any urination needs regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.

Joe: Dude! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a piss right now!!
Pete: No can do, man! Just use your mind over bladder!

by medicalmechanica September 28, 2011

bashful bladder

Bashful bladder is stage fright is shy bladder is pee shy is pee anxiety and is paruresis which is a social phobia which means whenever you are away from your home toilet you can't piss no matter how bad you have to go and develop a strange, noticeable, tender bulge in the area below your belly button.

When you have bashful bladder your 9 hour day at high school, at work, at a rock concert, or at a football game is pure, excruciating hell, the revenge of too much chlorinated water or too many cans of Bud and sphincters that won't budge.

by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

bladder event

A somewhat dry, more polite euphemism for pissing your pants.

It appears that during the extended impeachment inquiry testimony today, while tweeting like a deranged lunatic for what may have been hours, the Trumpster may have had a bladder event.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019