bladdered

A term used in Ireland to describe a certain level of drunkenness and is generally used when the bladder of the person drinking can't cope with the volume of alcohol taken and develops a mind of it's own.

Typical Symptoms include: unable to speak properly, only capable of emitting 1 syllable every 12 seconds, unable to walk, unable to control bladder, unable to understand plain english, trying to hail a shopping trolley for a lift home, urinating for 12 minutes at a time with a startled-deer look on their face, talking to shopping trolleys, sudden short-sightedness and long-sightedness at the same time, swaying, trying to copulate with a shopping trolley, proposing marraige to the policewoman, crying about the price of parsnips, pouring uneaten fast food all over the footpath, phoning the mother-in-law, randomly quoting descartes/proust/homer simpson..etc.

did ye see yer man last night? totally bladdered he was. couldn't string a sentance together. so he couldn't. They poured him into the joe maxi (taxi).

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ah, jaysis lads, the girlfriends bladdered. can someone call a joe maxi (taxi)?

by Fergusg May 03, 2006

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bladder

the bag of piss in your body

idiot: my bladder burst!!!!!!!
random guy: have you ever heard of taking a piss?

by master_of_all_pervz March 22, 2007

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Bladder

To pee

I have to bladder.

by fishyfishyfishy September 29, 2009

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Bladdering

Pertaining to the bladder

I can no longer hold my bladdering urges

by sterfsterfsterf May 29, 2011

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Bladders

The lowest form of male that inhabits the earth. Doesn't know the difference between a great woman and a horses arse. Lives for golf and is probably a closet gay.

The bastard dumped you... what a bladders!

by Evil Angel December 10, 2004

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