rectal blockage

n. A rectal blockage is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.

I had a rectal blockage for a week and finally had to seek professional help to have it removed. No more cheese for me!

by Resedo August 12, 2009

blackaded

To be obstructed from movement at normal speed by the presence of slow-moving African Americans intent on monopolizing the entire sidewalk, escalator, hallway, etc...

I would have been here sooner, but I got blackaded.

by Sharty July 20, 2012

Pig blockage

A strategic checkpoint set up by the police in order to catch drunk drivers, while wasting everyone else's time. Pig blockages are easily noticed by the flashing lights and the faint smell of bacon, allowing drivers to plan an alternate route before it's too late to avoid. The smaller variation of the pig blockage is the piglet blockage.

Christian: There's a pig blockage on Main street!
Daniel: Thanks for telling me man, I had way too much booze and weed tonight.
Christian: No problem Daniel.
Daniel: Fucking pigs. (Proceeds to fall asleep and crash into a tree)

by Danbeb October 27, 2011

blackanese

an african and asian person

Tiger Woods is blackanese.

by Jsimpson June 22, 2008

Blankage

When you ring and ring somebody and they blank off your calls

Leanne 'I'm gonna ring them'
Rae 'Ok'
*Leanne's calls some random person and the phone just rings and rings and rings then goes on voicemail*
Leanne 'BLANKAGE!!!!!!'

by raeraex3x September 7, 2009

anal blockage

heavy traffic, especially on the freeways in Los Angeles

I'm late cuz there is mad anal blockage on the 405!

by cock blocked and ready to go October 28, 2010

Blackanese

Someone of mixed black and asian ancestry.

I am blackanese, and my friend is Mexicanese.

by BlueScholar November 25, 2009