Black and Decker

When you get all horny and shit and you need that somethin' special so you go get a screwdriver. Then you pound your girls ass with it. Afterwards you take that very same screwdriver and use it to build a spice rack. You then give the spicerack to your women. DAMN!

"I Need a new spice rack. Will you black and decker me?"

by Nick Mcjesusman April 9, 2005

Black and Decker

The process of using an electric sander to sand the callouses off of your feet.

Man, my callouses were gettin' so thick I had to give em' a Black and Decker pedi.

by The Real Amy April 16, 2008

black and decker fanboy

is a fanboy of the black and decker tools. also is the only shareholder of the company that invested all there money into the failing business, there are many ways to recognise this fanboy . 1: whenever you start talking about good quality tools around them you will hear the words BLACK AND DECKER IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage with rage spit covering the room. 2:always wears a matching black and decker suit. 3: drives a shitty red toyota ute that they proclain is called "the beast"..... it is wise that if you encounter this fanboy you must run to your nearest makita dealer where it cannot get you as makita tools is its biggest weakness.....

1: guy 1: hey have you seen that new milwaukee cordless drill.

guy 2: yer....it looks much better than that black and decker piece of shit....

black and decker fanboy: NAYNAYANYANAYNAYANYANAYN black and decker is the best..........(inaudible rage)
2: oh look its crappy red toyota ute........

by beefmaster (josh) August 24, 2011

Get the Black and Decker

1.When an unorthodox solution is needed to fix a problem. Comes from amazing lateral thinking by an Australian Country doctor who relieved pressure on a boys brain through the use of a power drill.

2. An odd demand that results in miraculous outcomes. Mcgyver-esque.

1.James- "Crap, theres no tissues left. Quick! Get the Black and Decker!""

2. Alice needed to change a tyre with only an empty tin of beans and a stocking. She definately got the Black and Decker

by Korsyn01 May 20, 2009

black-'n'-deckering

Drilling a hole between cubicles in a public lavatory in order to spy on one's neighbour.

Kevin was too frightened to go for an Irish shave at the snooker club after he heard Keith had recently been questioned by the police on suspicion of black-'n'-deckering.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers

Alternate word for braces. The male genitalia's worst enemy.

Amy got a brand new pair of Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers. I'd keep that mouth away from your package if I were you.

by TangClock July 26, 2009

Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker

n.) An astoundingly large penis capable of causing trauma if used for regular vaginal intercourse.

I gave Judy the Black and Decker Pussy Wrecker. She hasn't walked right for a week.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009