Bitchilism

Saying something when you connect with a punch.

Bitch is the root word. Bitchilism is the after noun. After the first bitch is yelled, the following names are considered the bitchilism.

stolen from Jamie Foxx: I Might Need Security

"BITCH! You don't know who the fuck I am!"

by Tgo July 26, 2004

bitchmonkey

Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.

"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."

by I have an answer for everything January 6, 2005

bitchhiker

Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.

I saw that bitchhiker run into the road and flick me off in my rear-view mirror...

by GoatNoises2 December 14, 2009

Bitchmark

-verb: sleeping with a teacher or professor with the apparent intent of getting a better mark on a paper or exam. When student-initiated, often orchestrated with the same cunning characteristic of the Machiavellian German statesman Otto von Bismarck.

Kaz: How did Lucida do so well on her economics test?
Harmony: Oh, she fully bitchmarked Mr Jones.
Kaz: Makes sense. She's scheming like that.
Harmony: Ya, and hot.

OR

Ms Tululia: Hey Armand, wanna bitchmark tonight? I'll give you 100 on your IB extended essay.
Armand: Um, you're 60 years old, woman, but ya, I'll bitchmark, I need the marks, bitch.

by Jorgitooo February 9, 2009

Bitchilante

A strong-willed woman fighting for self perceived justice, or acting within a law enforcement capacity without the actual legal authority to do so.

When law enforcement closed her family’s case , the bitchilante was driven by a unstoppable vengeance to seek her own justice.

by Linnas June 13, 2018

bitchdick

Someone who is both a dick and a bitch at the same time.

Dave is always a bitchdick one Fridays when he leaves before I get a chance to tell him he is working tomorrow.

by the-moyni May 24, 2009

Bitchtilda

A man who is acting significantly more bitchy than is normally used to can be referenced as a bitchtilda

John kept whining about his headache, and entered from the realm of bitchy to bitchtilda.

by theAH March 29, 2010