bitchload

a whole frickin lot of stuff, not commonly used; usually between shitload and fuckton

1) OMFG thats a bitchload of stuff to do
2) I've got such a bitchload of homework to do

by AntiC_666 November 14, 2004

Bitchlord

The term comes from the word "Landlord", and it refers to a person, who is the lord/boss/owner of one or several bitches. - A bitch here is not the formal term of the female dog, but a bitch person.
Other, less significant synonyms: Bitch owner, Bitch boss, and the Spanish version - Amo Puta - is also widely spread.

-Hey dude, are you coming out tonight?
-No, I have to go pleasure my Bitchlord.
-You're such a bitch!

Do you remember Anita from the party last week? I made her my bitch. Now I'm officially a Bitchlord.

by lovemybitchlords September 13, 2016

bitchmood

When someone, typically a woman, is in a mood where everything either bug her, irritate her, get on her nerves, or all of the above. They will then, eventually over time, lash out to those who listen and the wraith of their bitchiness will turn to you. You are then, inadvertently, the target of their bitchiness.

I didn't do anything, I'm just listening and agreeing with you. Why are you attacking me? You must be in a bitchmood.

by Ididntdoit June 17, 2007

bitchblog

1. To bitch about someone nastily in your blog. Usually used when extremely pissed off with a person.

2. To be used on someone who never stops ranting and ranting and just wouldn't shut up even though you don't even care about his/her problems. Great way to tell them to shut up politely.

1. "That skank totally ruined my day! I'm sooooo gonna bitchblog about her as soon as I get home."

2. Girl A: Seriously, I've never been so pissed off in my life! That bitch totally kissed my boyfriend in front of me! And-

Girl B: Yeah? Well, you should bitchblog about her.

Girl A: Yeah, I totally should! Everyone must know about this scandal.

by etterorua January 14, 2009

bitchblock

Refuse to take notice of or acknowledge a bitch, slut, whore or hoe

A couple of girls sat at our table, talking about 'how many guys they slept with' and wondering 'why their boyfriends left them'. So we just bitchblock their asses.

by starry_skye15 February 8, 2014

Bitchblocker

An individual who restricts or sexually confines someone from association of other females

Cockblocker Partypooper Buzzkill

"I am so sick and tired of my dad not letting me hang out with other girls from school. He's such a bitchblocker!"

by ChrisTheProfessor July 19, 2012

bitchload

a large group of anything

1.there was a bitchload of people at mikes party
2.there where a bitchload of boxes in the warehouse

by xrayzsemipro March 14, 2013