bismarcking

When you slap a girl around the face with a post-coital condom.

1. That was a bloody good Otto, baby.
2. I've got rubber burns from that bismarcking sesh, big boy.

by Hollymeister September 5, 2005

Otto Von Bismark

What you text someone when you're high and/or drunk.
A phrase used to notify someone that you are currently in the state of being high and/or drunk.

Person 1: hey whats up?
Person 2: Otto Von Bismark!
Person 1: Dude, I'm so jealous!

by jofiish July 11, 2009

bismarckians

the ultra hyperboreans and aryans of the world

bismarckians arent aryans, anyways i watch dream

by bismarckwastaken April 3, 2022

sink the bismark

To have anal sex with.

After I teabagged the ho, she let me sink the bismark.

by Toledo Joe September 17, 2007

bismark

Giving a girl a little bukakke action, then punching her in the nose and mixing around the two substances. See jelly doughnut.

Remember when I gave you that bismark? Yeah, good times.

by Duke January 22, 2003

bismark

when a girl preforms oral sex on you, then you punch her in the eye, then ejaculate on her eye to resmeble a bismark donut.

"I know she loved that bismark!"

by malaka March 18, 2003

raspberry bismark

Blowing your load in a chicks face, then punching her in the nose, making it bleed, smeer the blood and the ejaculate and you got a raspberry bismark!

You want a raspberry bismark? Are you sure?

by Dimebag July 27, 2004