A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.
"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"
"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"
"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"
"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"
"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"
"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"
"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"
by Andrealphus June 27, 2010
Get the Bumcumber mug.by Irrational Theory League January 16, 2008
Get the six biscuiter mug.Related Words
biscumber
• Bescumber
• bescumberbund
• bicember
• Biscuiterian
• biscuitery
• biscuteeran
• bisummeral
• bosnumber1.hoe
• Bucumber
They work in a biscuitery.
by uttam maharjan October 23, 2012
Get the biscuitery mug.by bailey and margo May 31, 2002
Get the biscuteeran mug.Verb: To dress the natural waist of one's lover with a shit. Typically reserved for special occasions.
Noun: Said shit.
secondary:
Verb: to humiliate or discredit.
Noun: a mark of or cause of humiliation.
Noun: Said shit.
secondary:
Verb: to humiliate or discredit.
Noun: a mark of or cause of humiliation.
"Bro, for the prom, I'm renting a brown tux so I'll match that bescumberbund Britney has been begging for."
"Dawg, tip the valet or he will fart in your Phantom, bescumberbund you in front of your lady.
"Dawg, tip the valet or he will fart in your Phantom, bescumberbund you in front of your lady.
by zzyzu September 21, 2013
Get the bescumberbund mug.Bicember or bisexual December is a month where bisexuals mutual/friend other bisexual
They can enjoy being bisexual too
bisexuals also post awareness posts about bisexuality
they also post their bisexual headcanons or canon bisexuals in media both bisexuals and non bisexuals can do this
History:
2022 pride on tiktok the lesbian apocalypse happened and other lgbt people wanted to join but lesbians wanted their own apocalypse so when some random "bisexual apocalypse" which i think the person who started it didn't know it would get lesbians mad but im not sure appeared people started harassing and invading bisexual safespaces and being biphobic and a lot of bait accounts poped up where lesbians were pretending to be a lesbianphobic bisexual, then bi nation started and bisexuals mass followed each other and were still mad and then mid pride bisexuals wanted their month to celebrate alone so they came up with bicember
The idea was created by user simplyb1sexual on tiktok
They can enjoy being bisexual too
bisexuals also post awareness posts about bisexuality
they also post their bisexual headcanons or canon bisexuals in media both bisexuals and non bisexuals can do this
History:
2022 pride on tiktok the lesbian apocalypse happened and other lgbt people wanted to join but lesbians wanted their own apocalypse so when some random "bisexual apocalypse" which i think the person who started it didn't know it would get lesbians mad but im not sure appeared people started harassing and invading bisexual safespaces and being biphobic and a lot of bait accounts poped up where lesbians were pretending to be a lesbianphobic bisexual, then bi nation started and bisexuals mass followed each other and were still mad and then mid pride bisexuals wanted their month to celebrate alone so they came up with bicember
The idea was created by user simplyb1sexual on tiktok
happy bicember
by Mr.x fan December 17, 2022
Get the bicember mug.