When you drop a turd with the precise mass, shape and density at the just perfect speed, that lands in the water at the precise angle to send a large splash of toilet water straight back at your brown eye.
Pete: (from inside the bathroom) Awwwwww goddammit!!!!
Craig: (from outside the bathroom) Everything ok in there?
Pete: No, I just got a chunky bidet!
Craig: (from outside the bathroom) Everything ok in there?
Pete: No, I just got a chunky bidet!
by flyfishdude June 15, 2011
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by TheSweetie February 20, 2019
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Your liver produces bile.
by Jafje May 25, 2007
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Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
by Colibear August 24, 2016
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The band is comprised of vocalists - Matt Joyce and Tony Santilli, guitarist- Chris Burrows, bassist – Donny Hayes and drummer – Sean Duby.
The members bring varied styles and influences to create the band’s recognizable sound which combined with the creative lyrics allows for their fans to be exposed to moving music that in someway resonates with all who hear it and gets their heads bobbing in the process.
The band is set to release their new studio album in 2010.
The band is comprised of vocalists - Matt Joyce and Tony Santilli, guitarist- Chris Burrows, bassist – Donny Hayes and drummer – Sean Duby.
The members bring varied styles and influences to create the band’s recognizable sound which combined with the creative lyrics allows for their fans to be exposed to moving music that in someway resonates with all who hear it and gets their heads bobbing in the process.
The band is set to release their new studio album in 2010.
by CrimsonBileBabe October 5, 2009
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by Scots Phrases Rock! March 22, 2005
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