befuckled

Astonished or confused beyond all recognition, not to be confused with FUBAR, as 'befuckled' does not require alcohol or drugs. However, drugs & alcohol may enhance the effect of being 'befuckled'.

I am completely befuckled by how stupid he can get dressed in the morning.

by dasmaus June 4, 2019

Buckles

A wife that makes you buckle down.

That wife of mine (Buckles) always naggin me talkin bout I need to buckle down.

by MACHINEGUNJACK June 12, 2011

Befucklement

Getting fucked so hard by changes to "the plan" that a person cannot fully comprehend the changes or a way out of the mess. When a person has not fully anticipated all variables, and a change is thrust upon them and it renders them confused and paralyzed by inaction.

Jimmy fell in love with his plan. So much so, that when I told him that we were going a completely different direction, he could only look at me in befucklement.

by rumproaster August 9, 2010

Peruvian buckles

Ornamental and fucntional fastners for shoes, pants, jackets, car doors, and, sometimes, books on shadow boxing. Built by descendents of the Cat people of Peru, these buckles are often built out of rubies, silver, or from spaceship wreckage. In addition to this, some of the buckles can sell for well over $35.

These Peruvian buckles are rare and magical.

by Ballhog or Tugboat? October 28, 2005

Befuckled

The overall emotional state of trying to understand a woman

Jason was befuckled at Christine's behavior.

by Dumbfuckled January 27, 2012

befuckled

being fucked to the point of buckling

(this was a word made by my sister who's birthday is today)

Pa discovered someone had eaten his favorite cereal, he was befuckled.

by OtakuCherri December 16, 2016

Befuckle

When u fuck and u get fucked so damn hard u loose memory and forget everything for a short period of time; much like when u get confused and it's called befuddle

Oh my god I think I'm gonna get befuckled tonight

by egi12234676 February 15, 2017