Dick bicycle

When you sit on a girl's chest/neck and pedal her ears, while yo dick sits on her face

She pissed me off, got me rock hard and fell asleep. So I woke her up with a good ol fashioned dick bicycle

by Oliver Queen's protege September 04, 2016

Dick bicycle

ok i actually don't know what this means but it sounds painful!!! don't do it

"tonight me and my lady are going to dick bicycle"
"don't!!!!!!!"

by lullamoon September 08, 2016

Dick Bicycle

The primary means of transportation for fitness minded penises everywhere.

My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.

by Toddzilla69 July 08, 2020