bongo cat

the most wholesome little boi in the universe

1:have you seen the new bongo cat meme
2:ye its so wholesome

by thot#_killer October 15, 2018

Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab

connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor

by the creator of bongo jalongos December 8, 2012

bongo spank

Spanking someone's ass like you are playing bongo drums during doggy-style sex.

I smashed Lisa from behind last night and gave her a bongo spank.

by Bjorn McPherson October 26, 2015

Bongo lips

Very large, full lips that are typically associated with those of south african descent.

"You seen that boy Jay-Z? He got some big ol' bongo lips!"

by buffwe May 15, 2018

Blongo

A sexual act involving an male individual who has attained the rank of Sergeant in a paramilitary organization. This individual is selfconscious, grouchy, and has poor muscle tone. During this sexual act, the woman throws the mans legs over his ears and completes penetration.

Wow, my knees are all tore up 'cause my wife Blongoed me all night long.

by Blongos July 16, 2019

Briggsy Bongos

When a homosexual gentleman repeatedly slaps the buttocks of his arse-uppermost love-chum, using both hands on both cheeks, he is said to be playing the Briggsy Bongos. This was named in honour of the sex-crazed modern artist who, in the 1990s, beat the bum-drums of teenage boys in art colleges throughout south-east Asia and the English midlands.

Quentin, why on Earth are your divine fingertips bright purple?!

Oh, Melvyn! I met a delightful young man in the Tate Modern lavatories (you know the middle stall on the first floor?) and he simply begged me to bend him over the cistern and play the Briggsy Bongos until he needed new skins.

by False Buttocks July 30, 2017

Bingo Bongo

A term expressing an affirmative response or gratitude.

I'd love to go to the party tonight, bingo bongo.

by Thanks for the Memeries July 24, 2017