BGP

katie : alex, you're my bgp!
alley cat : whats that? it sounds gay.
katie : it means ur my best gal pal.
alley cat : gaaaaaaaaaay.
katie : no its a good thing, ur the best pal for a gal.
alley cat : o ok.
by katie0009 November 11, 2007
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Acronym for "Bitch Gettin' Paid." 1. Expression of justification for tolerance of annoying job, particularly a job that pays well but requires terrible hours and interaction with annoying people. 2. Daily mantra for lawyers.

Origin traced back to an episode of America's Next Top Model, but there the trail goes cold.
Professional One: God, seriously, I hate this job.
Professional Two: Oh well, BGP.
by EssDeeBee July 17, 2012
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BGP

British General Public or as abbrievated as BGP

Typical traits...

1) Reads The Sun or Daily Star
2) Likes to watch reality TV and rabbles endlessly about it during work hours
3) Worships z list celebities who sees themselves as A listers, even reads celeb gossip magazines, like Heat magazines
4) Likes to go on holiday abroad and force their non existent culture on others including locals
5) As above but prefers to eat food they eat at home to local foods
6) Usually likes to cook microwave meals
7) Likes to complain about asylum seekers coming to their country
8) Likes to listen to local radio listening to influence them on their common tastes
9) Have nothing creative to do or have any hobbies except the above, preferring to pick on those who do...

...not to mention self centered, self obsessed, common idiots who cannot care about anything but themselves, also wouldn't bothered to contribute to charitible causes unless they were approched by a chugger

Also almost bordering on BNP with a pinch of the racism
person 1: Look, theres Jo, I wonder what is she doing
person 2: another bloddy BGP
by Mr N Legge December 07, 2005
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Abbreviation of Boarder Gateway Protocol, a protocol used for routing information being propagated through internet backbones.
IT Guy: FACEBOOK IS DOWN AGAIN CHECK THE BGP CONFIGURATION!!!!
by SunnyShiki October 30, 2022
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Isa: omg my eyebrows are so bad they desperately need threading
Livy: my skin is sooooo bad look how spotty I am
Mandy: OK Isa your eyebrows are fine you'd need a magnifying glass to see any strays no-one's looking at you thinking 'blimey I thought Frida Kahlo was dead' and Liv you've got 2 spots that are tiny - no-ones gonna ask you where you've left Esmeralda - jeez you girls and your BGPs.
by Lazyfatbitch January 01, 2017
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Big gay pile - a bunch of guys in a pile acting gay
"BGP!!!" Unh, unh, unh, yeah!!!
by Frogman7 September 09, 2006
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A bunch of maybe gay people who bet badly on horses and hang out with a guy that slept with a goat
There goes the BGP punters and the goat fucker
by Goat fucker2 December 04, 2020
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