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1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.
They had to rip us off for at least 100 Bezos to get that tourist to the moon.
Bezos by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021
An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.

Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.

Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.

Psychopaths have:

Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies

Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
What a Bezos!

Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!

(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
Bezos by @natty_bom_batty November 26, 2021
The combination of the terms Bitches and Hoes signifying the highest of quality.
Jeff asks his boy Tyrel, “So we fuckin wit these Bezos tonight?”

Tyrel responds, “Fuck yea, what club we hittin?”
Bezos by KJcreative January 31, 2022
(Spanglish) said to another when you wish to send them "very rich kisses"
Thank you for that all you've done for the community! Bezos!
Bezos by Scrappy Ky October 27, 2023
Another word for giving head, also known as oral sex. This term originated from Jeff Bezos’ giant and bald head, and is used in many popular songs and memes.
All I want from you right now is some good bezos.
Bezos by 🐺 November 4, 2023

Bezos Butler 

A robotic butler that will do whatever you tell it to do, available from Amazon, which has the head of Jeff Bezos and the body of an old-school man-bot.
I be getting me a smiling and wacky-lookin’ Bezos Butler soon to be answering the front door and take packages sent to me by Amazon!
Bezos Butler by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021