bever ranch

a room full of women

man this place is a bever ranch! sweet

by George Bush Jr. September 11, 2005

Bever Blister

A Bever Blister is similiar to a Fever Blister. A Bever Blister is a cold sore that erupts on your lip every so often. Much like a Fever Blister, it is caused by a virus. BUT the Bever Blister originates from a Beaver Virus.

"Franky, remember that Stripper I was dating a few months ago?" "Well, she left me with a little gift. Check out this Bever Blister on my lip!" "Dude, that thing is rude!!!!"

by Turfclubtom April 19, 2008

slick bever

A vigina that is slick

She had a nice slick Bever

by Dirt February 4, 2017

bever fever

a condition caused by drinking contaminated backcountry water resulting in violent explosive unpredictable uberfrequent bowel evacuations.

i caught bever fever and blew my toilet through the wall.

by dr. dookie October 7, 2007

wow bever

Something Tawa's say

" wow bever you perv"

by Big butthole June 18, 2008

Bevers

The Bevers are always super ✨segsy✨.

Person: Wow yoBu are super segsy.
Bevers guy: I know I'm a Bevers.

by segsy guy 01 September 28, 2020

Bever

The phrase originates when a user meant to type "never" but made a typing error. A cow VTuber named Crelly first used the phrase. Crelly made the typing error while replying to the clipper baggypantsman about "freeing his rod," as the phrase is now a permanent reminder of how much Crelly fumbles.

Crelly: who want me
baggypantsman: free my rod
Crelly: bever
Crelly: fuck
baggypantsman: ?

by chillinmatcha September 2, 2025