goth beanie

a goth beanie

Tay:" ah darn i need a goth beanie in my life"
Oscar:"#metoo"

by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023

beanie enlightenment

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building

Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*

by #needmeabeanie January 26, 2023

Meanie-Bo-Beenie

Someone who is mean. they are being called mean for whatever reason in a childish manor.

parent: whats wrong Jonnie?
Jonnie: Jack is being a meanie-bo-beenie!

by CdizzlecanNizzleU November 26, 2009

Bernies

The Class A Designer Drug Ecstasy
Derived from Bernie Ecclestone, president and CEO of Formula One
Ecstasy > Eccies > Ecclestones > Bernies

"You on the Bernies tonight?"

"Is Bernie coming out the night?"

by henrytheeighth December 15, 2013

Going Bernie

To become so intoxicated your friends have to carry you around à la "Weekend at Bernie's".

He's Going Bernie!

Uh oh... He's Gone Bernie!

by JC3 October 17, 2012

beanie culture

A slang reference to the common thread among Millennials, that ubiquitous knitted cap.

Beanie culture clearly conveys the laid-back anti-consumerism that defines this generation, rain or shine.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

beanie season

The wonderful time of year when it’s socially acceptable to wear a beanie without being called fucking emo. This happens during fall and winter.

“Samatha, its not beanie season, get that beanie off your head you uncultured thot.”

by dinosaurwaffle September 26, 2019