person 1: I'm actually really into bestiality. what are your views on it?
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.
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Bertina: German for "bright, shining", and that's exactly what she is!
The sweetest, awesomest, friendliest girl you could ever know. Often so amazing that it stupifies you. Always makes impartial judgements and tries to be fair to everyone. Knows when to be responsible, and gives more than she receives. May be a little on the short side, with bright eyes and a tendency to be quiet. When you know a Bertina, your life will have a bit more light. Always has interesting conversation topics and very creative. Sacrifices herself for good work and for those that she treasures. A Bertina is a good and loyal friend you will remember forever and ever~
May be called Bert, Tina, Birdy, or Tuna. Will take almost every nickname graciously, too!
The sweetest, awesomest, friendliest girl you could ever know. Often so amazing that it stupifies you. Always makes impartial judgements and tries to be fair to everyone. Knows when to be responsible, and gives more than she receives. May be a little on the short side, with bright eyes and a tendency to be quiet. When you know a Bertina, your life will have a bit more light. Always has interesting conversation topics and very creative. Sacrifices herself for good work and for those that she treasures. A Bertina is a good and loyal friend you will remember forever and ever~
May be called Bert, Tina, Birdy, or Tuna. Will take almost every nickname graciously, too!
Person 1 : Do you remember a person called Bertina?
Person 2 : That awesome girl?
Person 1 : Exactly!
Person 2 : That awesome girl?
Person 1 : Exactly!
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Get the Bertina mug.The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.
Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.
Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.
Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.
Alistair: Jesus Christ.
Alistair: Jesus Christ.
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Get the a lo bestia mug.Deeply in love with Terry, Miranda had no idea what bestiality was, and she often wondered why he always kept small packets of peanut butter in his pants.
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Bettina is a female name of Hebrew and Latin origins predominantly found in the Italian and German languages. Pronounced BahTeeNah, this name has various interpreted meanings.
Bettina can be found in the Italian language originating from the name Benedetta. Benedetta is the feminine form of Benedict which means blessed. (M-Benedetto/L-Benedictus/E-Benedict). The German version of Bettina comes from the Hebrew name Elizabeth. In its older form Elizabeth was known as Elisheba and Elisheva.
Bettina is a female name of Hebrew and Latin origins predominantly found in the Italian and German languages. Pronounced BahTeeNah, this name has various interpreted meanings.
Bettina can be found in the Italian language originating from the name Benedetta. Benedetta is the feminine form of Benedict which means blessed. (M-Benedetto/L-Benedictus/E-Benedict). The German version of Bettina comes from the Hebrew name Elizabeth. In its older form Elizabeth was known as Elisheba and Elisheva.
Many sources will claim that Bettina has origins in various cultures such as Greece, The Netherlands, Russia etc. However this is not the case. This is generally due to the false attribution to Elizabeth. The name Elizabeth permeates nearly every western language. The fact that one can find the name Elizabeth in most European cultures, leads some sources to mistakenly attribute the etymology of Bettina (its diminutive) to those cultures. The name Elizabeth can be found in a culture, ergo Bettina must come from that culture as well. This is just not the case. And this is the same reason Bettina is often mistakenly attributed to Elizabeth in the Italian culture instead of from where it is really derived: Benedetta.
Because it has two distinct origins, the name Bettina also has two distinct meanings that can be ascribed to it. The Italian version of Bettina basically means "Blessed". However the German meaning is not as simple. Due to its relatively ancient roots, the translation of the name has brought forth changes in its meaning. Some of the German interpretations are: God is my oath, consecrated to God, dedicated to God, oath to God, sacrificed to God, God's promise, etc. All very similar and all just slightly different.
Because it has two distinct origins, the name Bettina also has two distinct meanings that can be ascribed to it. The Italian version of Bettina basically means "Blessed". However the German meaning is not as simple. Due to its relatively ancient roots, the translation of the name has brought forth changes in its meaning. Some of the German interpretations are: God is my oath, consecrated to God, dedicated to God, oath to God, sacrificed to God, God's promise, etc. All very similar and all just slightly different.
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