Big BERT

Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams. Characteristics of girl must be blonde, play netball, must live in *whoop whoop* and deny loving the Big BERT 24/7. Must play for a shit soccer club, soft ribs, small cock but she loves it anyway.

James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.

by King Kolamc May 30, 2021

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Bert

the best boy you'll ever meet. he's polite, nice, a true gentleman. his mother raised him right. he's hilarious, sarcastic in a good way, and super caring. he's also cute. he's a gamer and laughs hard at everything. he's perfect inside and out. he plays soccer but always calls it football. he always asks questions because he always wants to get to know people. he's super athletic and has muscles. he's just amazing. if you don't know him, get to know him. you won't regret it.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Bert open a door, and start to go down the stairs, but saw that the door closed before this girl could go though and went BACK to open it for her?"
Guy 2: "Yea bro, he's such a gentleman."

by DogsAndDolphins May 18, 2014

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bent bert

a right angled penis, ususally do to over bangage of the female ass

"Oh shit, I gave myself a bent bert last night "

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

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bert the bunyip

A horrifying animatronic sea creature in Murray Bridge, Australia. Bert, alternatively Bertha or Bazza, is a prominent figure within the submechanophobia and animatronic communities.

"I found a rare vintage photo of Bert the Bunyip from the 70s"

by pillbug science March 17, 2021

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Bert Algood

A teacher that loves squirrels because he crashed his chopper in Vietnam and he lived with the squirrels when he was a POW. They combed his hair and his mustache in exchange for his nuts lol. So that is how they became companions.

Anyone see Bert Algood screwin that squirrel the other day?

by Elliot G May 4, 2011

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bert mccracken

The extremely outgoing, loud, funny, good looking, talented, singer/screamer/songwriter of The Used who writes AMAZING lyrics.

I'm high as fuck now.

by pseudonym February 12, 2005

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bert morg

Extremly unco, clumsy and a tad downs.

Joe: *pouring milk into cereal bowl*
Alex: Got enough milk there?
Joe: *Drops milk carton, spilling milk everywhere*
Joe: Oops
Alex: You're an absoloute bert morg, you know that right?

by NamibianPrince January 10, 2017

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