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"The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. .. *mumble* *mumble* *mumble* LEONARD BERNSTEIN!!!"
by Dustin Parsons July 16, 2006
Get the Leonard Bernstein mug.1. Fanatical followers of politician Bernie Sanders. They believe that once elected as president Sanders will usher in a socialist utopia through unknown means, likely a magic wand.
2. Those who turn every conversation and social media post towards how wonderful Sanders is as well as how horrible all who oppose him are. They are unable to talk about anything else unless absolutely necessary, and feel the need to talk about Sanders every moment of every day.
3. Those who refuse to acknowledge any negative in Sanders while failing to acknowledge any positive in his opponents. For example, Sanders is completely perfect while Hillary Clinton is Satan incarnate.
4. Those unable to accept facts unless they support Sanders. Anything in support of Sanders is the undoubted truth. Anything that is against or in doubt of Sanders is a lie told by corporate fascists to destroy the one person trying to save the world.
5. Those with no real understanding of the political process but believe they do. Their ideas are based more in fairy tale ideology than practicality. If asked about the source of their political information it will likely come from Tumblr or Twitter.
6. Those who believe that the rich and successful only got their through cheating and illegal means. They believe that the successful should have everything taken from them and given to them despite not doing anything to earn it.
A play on Sanders' slogan "Feel the Bern" and that most of his followers are burnouts.
2. Those who turn every conversation and social media post towards how wonderful Sanders is as well as how horrible all who oppose him are. They are unable to talk about anything else unless absolutely necessary, and feel the need to talk about Sanders every moment of every day.
3. Those who refuse to acknowledge any negative in Sanders while failing to acknowledge any positive in his opponents. For example, Sanders is completely perfect while Hillary Clinton is Satan incarnate.
4. Those unable to accept facts unless they support Sanders. Anything in support of Sanders is the undoubted truth. Anything that is against or in doubt of Sanders is a lie told by corporate fascists to destroy the one person trying to save the world.
5. Those with no real understanding of the political process but believe they do. Their ideas are based more in fairy tale ideology than practicality. If asked about the source of their political information it will likely come from Tumblr or Twitter.
6. Those who believe that the rich and successful only got their through cheating and illegal means. They believe that the successful should have everything taken from them and given to them despite not doing anything to earn it.
A play on Sanders' slogan "Feel the Bern" and that most of his followers are burnouts.
My bernout coworker believes that the one and only reason Hillary Clinton is beating Bernie Sanders is that she somehow bought each and every single individual who voted for her and refuses to believe that anyone could possibly consider that she is better qualified than he is.
by CapSarcastica May 11, 2016
Get the Bernout mug.Berndt is the ultimate being. Although no-one knows anything about him except his mysterious name. It's rumoured that a Berndt-like creature has been sighted in Sweden.
He has several active followers, who all believe he will come down and eat all your kebab at the End of Time. So you better hide it well.
The name can also be used as an insult or as a description of everything imagine-able.
He has several active followers, who all believe he will come down and eat all your kebab at the End of Time. So you better hide it well.
The name can also be used as an insult or as a description of everything imagine-able.
Look out! It might be... Berndt!
Why did you put this Berndt on my seat?!
Berndt called, but Berndt was on the Berndt so he Berndted him. I tried to Berndt Berndtie Berndt Berndtness but his Berndt picked up. I Berndted "Berndt up the Berndt, Berndtness!", but he ignored Berndt.
Why did you put this Berndt on my seat?!
Berndt called, but Berndt was on the Berndt so he Berndted him. I tried to Berndt Berndtie Berndt Berndtness but his Berndt picked up. I Berndted "Berndt up the Berndt, Berndtness!", but he ignored Berndt.
by Stan D'Alone January 6, 2005
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Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.
Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.
The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.
Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.
Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.
The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.
The other day I was listening to Boers and Bernstein while drinking Alice White wine and was laughing my ass off.
by BigSmooth13 December 14, 2007
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Yo, that chicken fajita gave mad gas man. I tried to get health insurance but the doctor said that farting is a preexisting condition. I guess I'm gonna have to go through some beanotherapy.
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