A real fat dude who likes hats (lots of hats), has a large moustache, and has an unhealthy obsession with cows and various other
farm animals. He is secretly a millionaire, but pretends he's
skint just so he can get to the cows. The sneaky
swine! Also speaks really quickly, so you don't have a clue what the guy is saying.
"
Wassup Bernie?"
"Yeah, so I was chasing cows
today. They were
annoying me so I just went mad at them. It was good. Shimisha hrrgh syufaert rfyaerfjgyutq tuyefwet gyaaarrr? Know what I mean?"
"Riiiight."