bernie

BERNIE

bernie, a former playboy model who was found burnt to death in the trash can along with her shitty fake tan..
her bf had nothing to do with it ... :|

bernie smoked wayyyy too much cock bernie rip bitch
by berniebeef33333333333333333333 January 08, 2010
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bernie

1.To slap a person violently with little or no regard to the standing of that person or in which situation it is done.

It is called the 'bernie' after Bernie Mac, who is one bad mofo.

2. To slap very hard
The president wouldn't shut up so I bernied him.

I bernied my little brother cause he was annoying me.
by BenDover89 May 21, 2008
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bernie

bernie; to bernie to ace at sex..
oh man jaysus shamey that bernie aced the full house

shamey: burnie is a roide..
by HANOVERSHOCK October 20, 2010
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bernie

a man who can be very loving and funny until you get on his bad side. he likes to make fun of people and he always wants all the attention, he isn't very attractive but still gets all the pretty girls.
"wow how did bernie get that girl!!?"
by rooshaun July 05, 2015
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Bernied

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.
Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.
by Gravitas Lost May 06, 2023
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Bernies

The Class A Designer Drug Ecstasy
Derived from Bernie Ecclestone, president and CEO of Formula One
Ecstasy > Eccies > Ecclestones > Bernies
"You on the Bernies tonight?"

"Is Bernie coming out the night?"
by henrytheeighth December 16, 2013
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Bernie

A very rebellious guy, only makes his own time with music, once he's comfortable with someone he loves he'll show his real self he may seem act rude but deep down he's a really good person just hurt When your with a bernie You have to be faithful and loyal and always be there for him physically when he's struggling, his love is the best kind of love you can ever get, love him show him you care that's all he ever looks for he'll protect you and his love will be real

He's perfect from the outside and inside
No guy like him exists
smart brilliant caring loving hurt rude talented good looking unstoppable Bernie
by Girly2737 September 10, 2019
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