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belarusian alarm clock

It is when you wake up in the morning with lots of kisses from the great girl that hugged you the whole night, after having very few hours of sleep, because you had very much sex the night before. Despite the fact that you are almost dead and all you want to do in the world is sleep, belarusian alarm clock gives you an awesome feeling that wakes your entire body up.
This morning I had the best alarm clock - the belarusian one!

I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!
by Panda2652 March 30, 2014
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Belarus

A place where someone yells at you in Russian for calling them Russian.
What a Belarus
by ipunnorg May 25, 2021
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Belarusian Fireball

A sex move in which the male pours lighter fluid into the anus of the female, lights in on fire, and promptly inserts his penis, thus lighting his dick on fire. The move can be extended by the male thereafter participating in flaming vaginal intercourse.
I tried to do a Belarusian Fireball last night, but my dick wouldn't catch.
by Llama66 October 13, 2019
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Belarusian

Hot misunderstood Friendly slavic people that are so damn beautiful and talented , most of them moves to russia +theyre great at bed ,guus are good looking and hot and girls are attractive , but belarusians Are strong people who would and can pull a fight and win with no effort and have high alcohol tolerance and actuallt tolerate vodka and spirytus
Person 1 : damn he is hot
Person 2 : yes but dont mess with him i heard he is a belarusian
by GreekAnonymus June 12, 2018
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Belarus

A place in Europe where most people don't even speak their own language (Belarusian) and instead speak Russian. Oh, and did I mention that they have a "president" who is actually a dictator?
Belarus is not Russia!
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Dirty Belarusian

While making sweet, sweet love, the woman slides her hand down your back into your rear pocket and strokes your ass cheek while you finish. The next day, you wake up to find that your wallet is gone.
Tom: How was she last night?
Bob: The sex was amazing, but she pulled a Dirty Belarusian on me. I can't believe it!
by for_the_finish October 19, 2011
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Belarus

COOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!YESSS IT ISSSSSSssssssss
sssssssoooooooooooo cool!!!!!!
omg its like cool
by EXACTLY May 4, 2004
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