benjemen

Sexy, smart, amazing in bed, bad boy with a lost soul.

Benjemen is Becky's man.

by DamnGeena October 26, 2020

Benojerent

Ben*aw*jer*ent (adj.)

A word discovered while stoned on edibles at 3:30 AM on a cold autumn's night.

Friendly, Beautiful, and Calm; Opposite of Belligerent; Instilling a feeling of Appreciation

Etymology: Benos, (Blessings, Esperanto) and
Germanus, (Brother, Latin, synonym for fratris)

She is so benojerent, I love being around her.

What a benojerent day, I could go to the park.

*eats pot brownie, walks into room an hour later and falls down

by C.J. McWeed November 13, 2017

bettermenophobia

Fear of betterment. Fear of changes or changing one's way of life towards improvement : wealth, health, or happiness.

You have bettermenophobia if you do not take an opportunity that could improve your way of life, wealth, or for pure enjoyment every-time the chance arises.

Sabrina suffers from bettermenophobia, because of her fear from childhood where rules were strict to follow and nothing was to be different or changed in any manner for any reason. Therefore, she is unwilling to sell her car she paid $1000.00 for to someone willing to pay her $3000.00 and offer her the opportunity to buy a better, more reliable vehicle.

by bettermenophobia August 10, 2018

bengerman

I fuck who literally gives zero fucks and still some how, has sex with anyone he wants, women and men even sometimes animals especially cats

BENGERMAN GET OFF MY CAT DAMIT

by TOMMY TOMERSON October 31, 2020

Benjimen

Someone who thinks that they are a lot funnier then they are. They often spend time messing around and never gets work done. On the rare occasion, they actually work they are also biting their fingers, making them look like mangled flesh. They also spend their whole life watching shitty anime

Steve: That guy never works he's such a Benjimen.
John: I know right, he also likes to watch really bad anime, he's definitely a Benjimen.

by yeetmcgeetsuckmedeeck November 12, 2018

Benjeman Franklin

A man that has never died and will never die. Known as a god of all religons. Has the largest "male" organ ever known, trippling the size of ron jeremie's. Behind the assasination of both Abraham Lincoln and JFK. Master of his domain. Wrote both the Theory of Evoloution and Family Guy. Main advisor for Adolf Hitler, Jesus, Darth Vador, and Barack Obama. The father of "the most interesting man you will ever meet" from the Dos Equis commercials. He has his own religion and it is know as christianity. He also founded the Peace Corpse and Empire from Star Wars. Created the platipus and Man-Bear-Pig. His best friends are Kim Jong Il and himself. In the future he will be known as the leader of Robots and Computers of the Technology Revoloution in the year 3001.

Robot1: Benjeman Franklin is my leader
Athiest1: mine too

by Gregan February 6, 2009

bettermentflux

The theory of Bettermentflux posits that even if it's not clear how, things ultimately have a way of coming together and getting better.

Synonym of entropy, the theory that the natural order of things is a slow devolution into chaos and disorder.

The recipe tasted like ass. So I threw it in Tupperware and ordered some pizza. It must have bettermentfluxed overnight, because damn is it tasty now.

by Jonathan Michaels February 7, 2006