Diddle The Bead

When a female plays with her clit

I watched my wife diddle the bead before we had sex.

by PeteJG May 15, 2009

Benaddict

A select term for the fans of the utterly sexy Benedict Cumberbatch, star of the TV show, Sherlock (BBC)

She's a complete Benaddict. Her Tumblr is full of reblogs of his pictures!

by A Benaddict February 14, 2012

Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.

by Cpumaster February 12, 2015

Bejankety

Something that is very jacked-up, no good, ghetto-fabulous

Look at that bejankety outfit she's got on.

by The Kimmel Leader September 10, 2010

Fiesta beads

Woman get fiesta beads when they flash their breasts at guys when they are at parties

Damn look how many fiesta beads that girl has. I wish I had boobs as good as hers

by ImInLoveWithHim April 25, 2017

bejanked

Screwed up

That guy is so bejanked!

by lil acorns June 12, 2009

Beadleboobs

When a morbidly obese person loses excessive weight, until the point of being classed as dangerously underweight. Although the fat has gone, the boobs are still there. The boobs can not be fought. Even 20 hours of working out at the gym and a perfect diet routine can not beat the beadleboobs. Beadleboobs often result in prevention of any muscles being built.

Beadleboobs

by Sherms/The Sherminator May 14, 2013