A blow so hard directed toward ones pancreas, that the end result is the development of type 1 diabetes. A beetus punch shouldn't be given if your victim is pregnant or nursing, due to the chance they already have gestational diabetes, or if they have heart disease, high blood pressure, or any amputations... because it is pointless to try and give someone diabetes if they already have diabetes.
I successfully gave someone a beetus punch yesterday, and today they had to schedule an appointment with an endocrinologist.
by zackaryn September 10, 2010
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n.: a cooler, hipper way to say, "diabetes;" coined by a beloved walrus wearing a cowboy hat, who also may or may not endorse oatmeal.
"Uncle Smitty can now get his testing supplies mailed right to his home; he has The Beetus."
"Die-uh-beet-us, beet-us beet-us. Someone get me a sugar-free pudding. I've got the beet-us beet-us."
"Die-uh-beet-us, beet-us beet-us. Someone get me a sugar-free pudding. I've got the beet-us beet-us."
by Emmy Foofoo May 5, 2008
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During Karen's third trimester, she met Wilford Brimley at a convention addressing the fetus beetus epidemic taking place in Candyland.
by BigJondra January 24, 2011
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by ozeye optips June 12, 2020
Get the yeetus beetus can i sniff your feetus mug.dia-beetus, also known as "the beetis" is infact not a unique strain of marijuana, but rather the reference to Wilford Brimley's bumblefuck speech impediment, and inability to pronounce the word diabetes. After Wilford Brimley's day-view on liberty medical commercials, "the beetis" spread like an std in a bro-infested frat house over the continental United States. Dia-beetus quickly became a youtube sensation, providing such hits as "rock me diabeetus" and "the funky diabeetus". The Billy Mays of yesteryear, Wilford Brimley's walrus like mustache and comforting hand motions will forever live on in the commercial brakes of late night television, and more importantly in the hearts of the American people.
Man, so fuckin' bummed, i heard kimbo slice may retire because he has dia-beetus, beetus, beetus, dia-dia beeetus.
by theshirtbeforetheshirt August 17, 2010
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