Beerniture

The use of different-sized bulk packages of beer as furniture, often stacking them for increased functionality.

Stack a few of those 30s to make some beerniture, because we're out of chairs in here.

by ChallahBack March 24, 2010

Beeritual

finding religion through inebriation

Mother fucker don't get all Beeritual on me, you drunk fuck

by LeaEdd March 23, 2011

beiruit

A drinking game. The point of the game is to get a ping pong ball into an opponent's beer-filled cup. In lame-man's term, "beer pong."

Specific rules have been the most argued about of any game/sport/hobby ever. Nothing is ever resolved and the argument ends in a drunken fight.

"Let's go play beiruit."

by cerealkiller182 October 31, 2005

beerritated

1. when you buy beer and you expect to have that beer in the fridge and it is gone
2. when you are at an establishment that sells beer, and they are out of the beer that you want or do not have decent beer
3. when a co-worker takes beer that is meant for you to sample

One of the beer reps dropped off some samples for me to try and a co-worker took off with them. I am so beerritated.

by lilmisscranky June 19, 2009

beeritas

When beer, tequila and minute maid lime-aid frozen concentrate are mixed together. This is extremely delicious and will almost certainly cause a blackout.

Full flavored beer is best. Something like Budweiser.

Damn you Todd for purposely dropping that into our Beeritas and ruining the whole batch!

by oobun December 7, 2010

Beertuition

-Knowing someone needs a beer before you ask.
-knowing your beer is gonna be knocked over before it is and saving it before it happens.

Dude, how did you know I needed a beer?
I was blessed with beertuition.

by Danpurple69 March 31, 2019

Actress from Beruit

A covert way to refer to a lesbian.
AKA: a Lebanese Thespian (= Lesbian).

Tyson: "Hey Rick, check out that lady in the flanel overalls crushing beer cans on her forehead."
Rick: "Ha! She must be an actress from Beruit" (said in close proximity to the lady who could probably kick both Rick and Tyson's asses)

by Plasticsteak1 April 10, 2009