brospreading

The act of manspreading next to your bro and crossing your legs so that both of you sit comfortably.

For example on the subway or on the bus.

"Bro, let's do some brospreading"
"yea, now I can sit comfortably!"

by coolaove March 5, 2019

bedready

1) adjective - the state of being ready for bed

2) verb - the act of getting ready for bed

Person 1: hey, can we turn the light off?

Person 2: no, I'm not bedready yet

Person 1: well then you should hurry up and bedready!

by HappyA September 19, 2023

Bed Spread

A woman that is a complete slut

Damn that girl aint nothing but a bed spread, she fucks everybody.

by ed oneill August 14, 2006

bedsped

A person who stays in bed all day long.

Joe: Hey, I was at a sweet party last night after gettin' a date with my girl. How about you, man?
Peter: Nothin' much, man. Just stayin' in my bed all day.
Joe: Dude! Just get out and stop being such a bedsped!

by Dr. Waffles August 12, 2008

bed-spread

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.

2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.

We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.

I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.

by aalh October 9, 2020