Any electronic device used to view pornographic material and masturbate (i.e., beat-off), particularly a device, such as a lap top, whose use is limited to viewing pornography and beating-off in order to avoid 1) infecting other devices with porn site viruses; and 2) situations where porn windows are left open or porn is in the search history and guests using a smart phone or household lap top will discover it.
I was working from home and saw my neighbor's hot wife bent over gardening from my office window. Instantly I had a raging titanium boner and was inspired to beat-off. So I put my work lap top away, grabbed my beat box, and commenced a solid 52 minute jerk session.
by B Wilbur Dee August 28, 2015
Get the Beat Boxmug. When you're in a group of people, and accidently fart, but to play it off, you start boom boxing, just in case someone heard it.
John: "oh yea, i saw that show last night,, *fart*... boom boom boomb ba boom boom ba boom bomb, DROP THE BEAT"
Leroy: "dude, did you just fart, then try to act like it was beat boxing?"
John: "Yea, i tried to use the "Beat Box Fart"
Leroy: "dude, did you just fart, then try to act like it was beat boxing?"
John: "Yea, i tried to use the "Beat Box Fart"
by C_SISTO October 15, 2010
Get the Beat Box Fartmug. Man I hope no one comes into my office...I've been doing the butt beat box since my Thai lunch today.
by They call me Dookey July 1, 2008
Get the butt beat boxmug. by 1blockstarjayy November 1, 2019
Get the Take Her Home And Beat The Box Upmug. 
Motor boating of the Butt Cheeks.
by Broke4reel September 27, 2019
Get the Bakersfield Beat Boxmug. 1.Someone who imitates farting sounds.
2.Someone who farts loudly, and claims they're a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist to cover it up.
2.Someone who farts loudly, and claims they're a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist to cover it up.
1.When I grow up, I wanna be a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
2.Either your ass just exploded, or you're a very good beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
2.Either your ass just exploded, or you're a very good beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
by carfreak17 December 4, 2005
Get the Beat-boxing ass ventriloquistmug.