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beardyfish

An older male who seemingly commands respect for apparent wisdom, telling of incidents in his past which may seem genuine and enthralling to the young or the naive, but can easily be seen as fantasy by anyone offering even a little scrutiny.

A Beardyfish will tell tales of fights, wealth & sexual exploits but will never back them up with any detail or fact, using phrases such as ‘a gentlemen never tells’ or ‘you don’t know my background’, in the hope that ‘mystery’ will be an adequate substitute for ‘reality’

A Beardyfish thinks he is wise and experienced (as an older, bearded, wise-man of a tribe) but due to the actual lack of real knowledge of his fictitious adventures he proves very gullible to pranks and wind-ups on subjects he claims to know a lot about (and so is fished-in)
Chris “Rob’s claiming he was in the army, based in Hereford England, but he’s not allowed to say what regiment he was in”

Ian “WTF! He worked in a factory in Birmingham for 30 years, when did he have time to be in the SAS? He’s such a Beardyfish! Let’s ask him what colour the roof of the boat house is…”
by carrots361 March 8, 2010
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Beardist

Noun: Beardist; Plural noun: Beardists

1. A person or persons who think you look like someone else just because you both have beards.

Adjective.
2. showing or feeling discrimination or prejudice against people with beards, or believing that a particular beard is superior to another.

beard racist
Beardist: Hey TK, that guy looks exactly like you!
TK: Why? Because he has a beard too?! You are such a beardist.

Beardist: Man, that guys beard is way nicer than yours!

TK: Not all beards are created equal but I would appreciate if you liked them just the same! You are being a beardist to both of us.
by Justiceforbeards July 17, 2018
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badfish

1. Someone who uses heroin (or other hard or iv-administered drugs).
2. Someone who turns others onto heroin (or other hard or iv-administered drugs).
Damn, you shot Rodney up with that smack? You're a badfish.

Are you a badfish too?
by tweak March 2, 2005
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Breadfish

A fish that was shoved into some bread. Whenever you see one it's theme song will loop forever until you look away.
Guy 1: Tell me have you see the marvelous breadfish!
Guy 2: Hell yeah man!
by A Table April 6, 2013
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beardmasher

A male who has sex with a female with an unshaven crotch
I bet that guy is a beardmasher
by the random ruler October 16, 2009
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Beerfish

BeerFish makes the dankest memes.
by TheCampingRusher August 28, 2017
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beardshkin

a patch a scraggily hair located around the chin
You have a massive beardshkin
by Sucram Auhsoj January 18, 2009
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