(n) The most delicious of foods, Taco Bell's bean burrito. $0.89 and it is a slice of heaven. Usually ordered with a free cup for water, which is used to steal some Mt. Dew.
by dj tickle September 14, 2006
Everybody gangsta until BEANOS
by juusha August 05, 2019
Beanos is the most powerful character in all of the imaginative world of Marvel. Have you ever heard of Galactus, the destroyer of worlds, who literally eats worlds for breakfast. Well Beanos can completely obliterate Galactus's entire family with the blink of an eye. You should be afraid, because Beanos may seem cute and harmless, but he is the most evil being to ever live.
Random Human On Street: What in the world? Awww it looks so cute. Who's your owner little buddy?
Beanos: How dare you asume someone owns me!
Random Human On Street: Ahhhh. You can speak? Get away from me! *starts running away*
Beanos: *looks at human running* You are pitiful! *blinks* (Random Human On Street running away disintegrates)
Beanos: This is my world! Everyone, Bow down to me!
Beanos: How dare you asume someone owns me!
Random Human On Street: Ahhhh. You can speak? Get away from me! *starts running away*
Beanos: *looks at human running* You are pitiful! *blinks* (Random Human On Street running away disintegrates)
Beanos: This is my world! Everyone, Bow down to me!
by SkornflieBass December 02, 2019
The god and leader of Beanism. Beanos is the one who will save us from the fortnite players as they should be eradicated. He likes baked beans but will smite those who like kidney beans
by Beanism Co-founder January 22, 2020
by Yicholas September 01, 2019
by neatomosquito September 29, 2019
A simple little bean that was watching infinity war and all of a sudden, POW!! Thanos comes out of the TV The Ring style and fused with the innocent bean and created the masterpiece named BEANOS!!!!!!!!!
by DWL Dawn March 19, 2020