Bingley Beard

Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.

Looks at that scruffy twat, he has a job but is sporting a Bingley Beard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Unix beard

Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all directly proportional to the owner's expertise. Having a Unix beard is a great way to ensure that you never get laid.

Bob's a true Unix genius, just look at the size of his Unix beard!

by josh@rootpoot November 19, 2003

beamlak

The religious definition of beamlak is “because of god”.

Look at that beautiful person over there, her name must be beamlak

by althea08 February 23, 2021

Bamd

Bamd is a term invented by Dallon Weekes, vocalist for the bamd I don't know how but they found me, often abriviated idkhbtfm or idk how, an obscure bamd consisted of the mentioned vocalist and ryan seaman it's a cooler way of saying "band"

Ryan: yo dude let's start a band
Dallon: Hell no.... let's start a BAMD
Ryan, on drums: *badumshh*

by EmoLife October 27, 2018

Exam Beard

The facial hair that grows in the weeks running up to, and during, exam season. Normally due to a person's desperate need to cram as much revision into that short space of time as possible, causing them to disregard things like basic hygeine, eating properly, social events, sleep etc

Girlfriend: Wow Mark, you need a shave!
Student: Shave!? I don't have time to shave! I've got a multi-choice business AP on monday, my spanish oral wednesday afternoon not to mention my chemistry resits!
Girlfriend: So you're gonna go to class with that rediculous pubescent stubble on your face?
Student: It's my exam beard.

by Tactful June 7, 2010

nice beads

A phrase said to one who possesses beads that are of great quality. Can also be used to instantly roast anybody.

David: Why don’t you eat the watermelon?
Grant: Because I don’t like the seeds.
David: nice beads
Grant: k guess i’ll just go jump in the pool
David: cool

by Cooldidntask October 5, 2018

Phantom Beard Syndrome

Similar to phantom limb syndrome, Phantom Beard Syndrome (PBS) occurs when a man has had facial hair for an extended period of time and then for whatever reason decides to shave it. He is likely to still think the facial hair is there, feel it, or even attempt to stroke it even though it is gone.

I shaved off my goatee before joining the army 4 years ago and I can still feel it today. I thing I have Phantom Beard Syndrome.

by Renegade1835 August 29, 2010