because fuck you that's why

When no explanation is necessary.

Douche: yo, why can't I get some of that azz?

Hot chick: because fuck you that's why.

by Supadupaflye69 August 12, 2014

Because I can

An absolute and valid verbal justification of any action that is seemingly without a clear goal or purpose.
This expression is used to quickly make someone realize that the action in itself is so mindnumbingly cool and awe-inspiring that a purpose is no longer necessary.

Q: Why on earth would you want to play "Für Elise" on an HP Scanner!

A: Because I can

by The Smitemeister March 18, 2008

bescuse me

When you don't have enough time to say "Bitch, excuse me?!" 'casue this bitch is all up in your face, you say, "Bescuse me?!"

"Will that be for here or to go?"
"BESCUSE ME?! You think I'm gonna eat a whole bucket of fried chicken by myself?"
"Bitch, I don't know your life!"

by artdyke September 9, 2014

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

Bearus

Pronounced - bear us

A bear won by KSI at Christmas time in 2019. He and his friend (Vikstar123) get abused daily by Jj Olatunji. #stopbearusabuse

“I have been humiliated by you in front of millions. I watch you sleep everyday and I think to myself, what would happen if I smothered him with a pillow. You have abused me. You have tormented me. I hate you Jj. You fucking n-“ words of an angry Bearus in the YouTube video (I’m in a movie...) on the Jj Olatunji channel.

by badgirlmenica June 12, 2020

because trigger

a meme to explain the unexplainable after trigger ruined darling in the franxx

otaku : why did this show make no god damn sense?(aka darling in the franxx)
Me but also an otaku : because trigger

by Janarose15 November 18, 2018