bazooka

A weapon resembling a musical instrument of the same name. The original Bazooka, used as an anti-tank weapon by the U.S. Army from WWII, fired shaped charges 2.36 inches in diameter. Later it was supplanted by the Super Bazooka when it was proved to be useless against Soviet T-34 tanks.

"Holy crap, that bazooka hardly dented that there T-34! Back to the drawing board it is, then!"~military engineer

by biased, just like everyone else December 15, 2005

Bazooka

Weed and Crack rolled into a joint.

Yo, last night was so messed up after we smoked that bazooka. I woke up with your mom beside me, with her panties on my head, and her pubes stuck in my teeth.

by Jamie M September 30, 2005

Bazooka

A bazooka is similar to grenade, but refers to an older woman(30-50). It means the girl is fat, unattractive, a big mess or a combo of all. Since a bazooka is an antiquated explosive device, it would be used to reference an older woman. Becareful of the bazookas, because now you have to worry about their D4s, heating pads, aches/pains, depends and callin a cab to the nursing home.

Cyrena is a total bazooka!
Why's that?
She's old and ugly.

by The Almighty P.Gotti March 14, 2011

bazooka

A bazooka is a type of Rocket Launcher (not a dick) developed by the germans before WW2. It is really cool! I know because I've seen one "in person".

Holy sh#t! That guy's got a bazooka and he's about to use it!!!

by Zvon March 23, 2005

bazooka

the back seat of a car. "bazooka" can be reserved by a passenger, similar to shotgun.

John called shotgun, but I didn't care because I like riding bazooka.

by James007 May 26, 2005

bazooka

An American made Rocket Launcher made famous in WWII It is primarily used as an anti-tank weapon. It was named after the instrument with the same name.

"We got armor closing in on our position, Get a bazooka up here now!"

by Toki Wartooth7 March 18, 2008

bazooka

A girl with a phat ass.

Shake dat bazooka bottom---CCB

by Brittanny May 4, 2005