The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.
I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath
by Willack October 16, 2008
Get the Baywatch Speed mug.Baywatch. Or Babewatch was a TV show that aired in the 90's featuring hot bikini babe lifesavers, few cool dudes and one old fart with a hairy chest. Yeah we all remember Baywatch...hmm let me think.
Pammy Anderson running along the beach with her manchesters' jiggling...sproing!
Gena Lee Nolin running around with a red cossie up her crack....sproingy sproing!
Donna D'Errico, running, then bending, then ooh fuuuck...Sproingg!!
David Tossel-off....sitting around like a big ol' greasy fucking lump, doing sweet fuck all.
>>> go to fridge. Get Beer. Wait for the girls to come back on.
It was the show any bloke could rely on day after day, week after week after fucking week. Just like Hey Hey Its Saturday.
Pammy Anderson running along the beach with her manchesters' jiggling...sproing!
Gena Lee Nolin running around with a red cossie up her crack....sproingy sproing!
Donna D'Errico, running, then bending, then ooh fuuuck...Sproingg!!
David Tossel-off....sitting around like a big ol' greasy fucking lump, doing sweet fuck all.
>>> go to fridge. Get Beer. Wait for the girls to come back on.
It was the show any bloke could rely on day after day, week after week after fucking week. Just like Hey Hey Its Saturday.
Hey mate you watching Baywatch tonight?
Yeah bro, hope to see Pamela Anderson flaunt her hot body in that red one piece.
you?
Nah man, I'll be at the beach. Sucking lifesavers has helped me quit smoking.
Yeah bro, hope to see Pamela Anderson flaunt her hot body in that red one piece.
you?
Nah man, I'll be at the beach. Sucking lifesavers has helped me quit smoking.
by de-pube August 20, 2014
Get the Baywatch mug.When a well-endowed girl runs and bounces everywhere, as in the show Baywatch, which is famous for it's female swimsuit clad actresses running (and bouncing) in slow motion.
Also, baywatch moment.
Also, baywatch moment.
by PhlegmJargonBoobleFace July 30, 2007
Get the pull a baywatch mug.An obscure local sporting identity who has the ability to run in slow-motion, mimicking the actions of that famous TV show.
by Ugmo April 28, 2005
Get the Baywatch mug.by jordan_cesneros August 11, 2008
Get the BayWatch mug.baewatchers is a organisation/ group of people who watch bae's (babes) and is a way of life. for example getting high with your fellow baewatcher mates and getting together to chill and watch babes
by Dja March 18, 2016
Get the baewatchers mug.The nickname given to the plump-shaped robot originally named Baymax in the 2014 Disney animated movie 'Big Hero 6'. It humorously reflects the character's round and lovable appearance while playfully nodding to the classic TV show.
Whenever my friends talk about 'Big Hero 6', I can't help but call Baymax 'Baywatch'—he's just too cute to miss, and always ready to save the day!
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