bastet

The Egyptian goddess of household protection. Takes on the form of a cat or a woman with a cats' head.

I named my new kitten after Bastet the Egyptian goddess

by Kian Lynx September 29, 2003

Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.

After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.

by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011

basterdous

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.

1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.

by Knaveish April 18, 2005

bastectomy

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.

Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)

by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008

Bastette

A motherless child.

Trevor doesn't celebrate Mother's Day ever since his mom o.d.'ed on crack, now he's a Bastette.

by Maximus Husqvarna January 25, 2017

Twerky Baster

The act of twerking while one is experiencing an extreme case of explosive diarrhea

Did you hear? Miley Cyrus decided to expand her horizons as an artist and did the Twerky Baster in front of a few canvases. She is selling them as splatter paintings!

by Rulysniper14 January 1, 2014

Russian Roulette Turkey Baster

When several of a females guy friends cum into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren't the one to get her pregnant

Son, you were born by Russian roulette turkey baster.

by Russian Roulette Turkey Baster July 12, 2017