basking ridge

a town going indefinitely emo. Many guys wear the tightest pants ensuring they 1)will not be able to feel their wangs after being in such a tight pouch for the day 2) will never be able to reproduce because they became sterile before hitting 18. Also there are no true preps. They are usually a bunch of the sluttiest bitches ever seen on the face of the earth. Such as... ao. ev. df. etc. Many of these basking ridge kids learn to get high using alcohol, and marijuana before they are five feet tall. Being skinny is a goal, but there are only so many that are priveliged enough to be so. The others are giant blimps such as kp. and jd. wow... Most have so much money and the schools serve so much crap that they just shove whatevers placed before them in their mouth. What can I say? B-ridge kids weren't raised to be smart. Now the teachers are trying to shield the kids from so many horrors of the world such as "sex" GASP. What they don't know is kids here have learned to play bump and grind even before 5th grade. However there are a few more... valuable minds of Basking Ridge. They are going to be bernardsville's future bosses, so don't bitch and we won't fire you. These you can find usually in the more advanced classes, but even then many of them succumb to the peer pressure by high school and start drinking, smoking and in other words loosing the brain cells they have. But still... WE STILL FUCKING PARTY HARDER THEN ANY OF YOU!! plus with our wealth we have more to spend on motherfucking parties, and our bar/bat mitzvah's are the shiz!! don't hate because we richer then you.
ew. basking ridge??
don't hate, we just better then you bitches
by boberett April 07, 2006
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you see a town of new expensive cars and you hear shit music like Dave Matthews
by bob March 16, 2005
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basking ridge

A small town in Northern New Jersey. Famous for the rich, spoiled, preppy morons that populate it. There are only three identifiable cliques in Ridge High School: the preps, the geeks, and the freaks (ie, punks, emo kids, metalheads, goths). Every group is incredibly elitist, and most of the punk kids have merecedes.
Also known as Bubble Ridge.
See upper class white trash.
Person One: I grew up in Basking Ridge
Person Two: You are a hollow shell of a man.
by CigaretteGirl May 03, 2005
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a rich, boring, preppy, boring town in New Jersey. Some people do get high, but it is a common misunderstanding that everyone is rich, snobby, drugged etc. Good malls. Most people tend to be very rich, but lots are just poor or bankrupt.
by torie! March 25, 2005
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The richest, most stuck up place in NJ. Also the worlds most boring place ever.
Basking Ridge is so boring it's known as hell on earth
by Ruan November 08, 2005
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BASKING RIDGE IS FULL OF POT AND CRACK......i swear its the biggest pot town ever
by urban admin April 12, 2005
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Basking Ridge

A smallish disgustingly rich town in New Jersey. Defining characteristics include SUVs, loads of money, and a largely preppy lifestyle.
A good indication that you are a Basking Ridge resident is that when you crashed your mercedes on the turnpike on the way to a Dave Matthews Band concert because you were driving while high, your parents immediately bought you a new BMW.
Everybody wants to get as far away from Basking Ridge as possible for college.
by Liz December 20, 2004
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