bop your baloney

male masturbation, jacking off

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?

by biffula October 3, 2006

Broneymoon

The special vacation taken by heterosexual life mates take after commiting themselves in the holy sacrement of bromarriage. This usually involves neglection of spouses or signifigant others for; strippers, video game marathons,aimless driving, improper and unsafe power tool use,fishing,hunting,gambling,general tomfoolery, petty vandalism, and extended boozing sessions involving sluring, excessively loud music, reminiscing, and urination in inappropriate places. During this time shaving and other forms of bodily hygene are totaly neglected.

To celebrate their bromarriage Aaron & Eric went on a five day pubcrawl in nevada for their broneymoon.

by parasomniac2 December 31, 2008

barney castle

A coward / liar. Someone who comes up with poor excuses.

Comes from Durham England. Derives from the 1569 Rebellion when Sir George Bowes refused to leave Barnard Castle to engage in battle.

"Kevin reckons he's not allowed to go out on the lash tonight because of his knee. That's a bit barney castle."

by KittenJuggler May 26, 2020

Barney Stinson

Barney Stinson
That guy's awesome
Awesome!
He's so awesome!
He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome!
Awesome!

This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song
That would be really lame
Just one of the many admirers to
Think that guy's awesome
(References available)

Awesome awesome awesome...

He is from Awesometown...

Whenever I'm sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead!
True story. - Barney Stinson on being sad.

by Just one of the many admirers March 2, 2009

Barney'd

When something is turned to rubble as in Barney Rubble.

Guy one: I just totally got in a car accident
Guy two: Homeboy! Your car is totally barney'd!

by veronicalovin September 5, 2009

Break it down, Barney Style

Explaining something in such a way that a small child could understand, often used by Soldiers in the U.S. Army, specifically NCOs

What Private? You don't know how to make your bunk? Lemme break it down, Barney style for ya.

by RedSmoke August 27, 2016

Barney Frank

Also sometimes referred to derogatorily as "Bawney Fwank", is currently Chairman of the US House Financial Services Committee. Mr. Frank is also a member of the US House Of Representatives, representing Massachusetts' 4th Conressional District. However, it is recommended that the term "member" not be used within earshot of Mr. Frank, as it can unexpectedly arouse his self-professed homosexuality and make him quite giddy.

Mr. Frank is also seen by many as a barometer of the current levels of incompetency, malevolence, and corruption of the U.S. government, and in particular, the Obama administration.

Barney Frank: "Fannie Mae and Fweddie Mac are not in twouble! Now weave me awone - my fwiend is going to give me a weach-awound! Aftew that I must continue to defwaud the countwy!"

Sane Individual: "Barney,you are one truly fu*ked up knob gobbler!"

by Ill Bill on Capitol Hill April 1, 2009