Barsexuality

When you are at a bar, and after drinking your sexual orientation changes.

Jen-so after a couple shots of vodka I started to make out with melissa

Dan- Oh, so you had a Barsexuality change

by Danmanzim August 5, 2009

Bandosexual

a person who is either only sexually attracted to band geeks or is a band geek themselves and only dates other fellow band geeks. is not used meaning a band that has group sex together.

Guy Band Geek: that girl could play my clarinet anytime
Other Kid: you're so bandosexual

by Pseudonym_10 July 7, 2014

Bandsexual

Attraction to anyone in a band, such as the guitarist, drumer, or singer (or any other member of the band/group).

Omg. See the lead singer in this band! He is the exact reason im bandsexual! Hes soooo freaken hot!

by Lolethaangel April 28, 2015

barsexual

The condition in which women intentionally become more open to kissing other women in front of an audience, typically in a bar or club, especially when the audience is comprised of men holding free drinks.

Patricia didn't have any cash so she turned into a total barsexual last night at the club.

by Jefficus November 2, 2008

Barsexual

College girls who make out with each other at a party for any of the following reasons: (1) They are being hit on by sketchy sketchy men (often stoners or past hook-ups) and they need a cute and permanent exit strategy, (2) the party is lame and they feel the need to entertain, (3) they are very very drunk, (4) they are convinced by horny men with cameras.
*If any of the following situations arise during your own barsexual display, you must either stop and leave the party immediately or enter the witness protection system the next day as those pictures will be going up on facebook whether you like it or not. Try to avoid situations where dirty, horny men are either cheering you on, telling you they don't believe you did it and asking to see it again, are counting the number of seconds you can make out for, or have convinced you that making out with her topless is the only way to do it.

"I was a little confused about those couple incidents at the beginning of the semester. I didn't know if that made me bisexual or just an attention whore. Now I know: I'm just a barsexual"

by i <3 fsc March 31, 2009

Beardosexual

A descriptor for when a straight man is attracted to another man's beard.

Guy A: "Your beard is incredible and beautiful, I just want to run my fingers through it.."
Guy B: "What the hell man I didn't know you were gay."
Guy A: "I'm not, I'm beardosexual."

by AjAj November 11, 2013

birdsexual

Someone who only feels sexual attraction to birds.

“Hey why is he making out with that bird?”
“He’s a birdsexual calm down man he just likes birds.”

by Reinwastaken November 11, 2020