maximum bananage capacity

The maximum amount of bananas a person could eat before adverse affects arise.

To be doped up.

guy: Whats good with the bananas guy...
other guy: im reloaded
guy: GUY... How many bananas should I drop to acheive maximum bananage capacity?

by heyzeus April 19, 2007

bananagans

Shenanigans with bananas.

1. Did you see those apes? Man, their hijinks was BANANAGANS.

2. Shenanigans? Nay, sir. Our fruit-laden adventure was straight up, BANANAGANS.

by Yoonafkenenen January 1, 2006

Bananacakes

Comparable to fubar, or kitty wampus. When something is very screwed up or off kilter, it is all sort of bananacakes.

"I tried to apply online today, but the website is all bananacakes"

by Mr. Bananco October 15, 2009

bananamatic

A machine that produces bananas in Honduras. Also used as an expression by generally dorky people to describe something that they feel is "awesome." Can refer to someone that uses bananas to practice performing blow jobs or sexual intercourse.

1. "That banana is HUGE where's it from?" "Don't know, some bananamatic in Honduras."

2. "That Star Wars convention was BANANAMATIC, man!"

3. "Dude, that chick is ugly." "Oh but did you hear, she's a bananamatic." "That's hot.

by YourSecondWorstEnemey June 16, 2010

bananabate

Bananabating is a form of masturbation that involves, yes, a banana. Take a semi-ripe banana and wrap the banana 2/3 of the way up with duct tape. With the banana still unpeeled, squish around the insides until mushy. Then, cut off the untaped 1/3 and throw away. Lastly, stick the banana in the microwave for approximately 23 seconds, then fuck the shit out of it. Enjoy.

Ever since Jane left me, I've been sick and tired of using my hand. I think I might bananabate tonight instead.

by Mattyd0826 March 24, 2008

bananacade

A structure set up across a route of access to obstruct the passage of an enemy BUT WITH BANANAS

Ryan's a faggot. bananacade

by Berticus June 11, 2006

Bananagasm

Noun: An orgasm achieved with the aid of a banana. Two common methods of bananagasm are:
Through insertion into an orifice of your choosing (ear and nostril insertion is discouraged, despite being practised in some cultures);
Or wrapping the skins of the banana around the penis.

"I had a bananagasm earlier"
"How did you do it? Skins?"
"Both."

by Anna Bagsam August 25, 2013