by Otown Zanman September 2, 2011
Get the Ballzheimer's Disease mug.When your lady want's to know something and you don't want to tell her until you get the Pinch and Roll (see definition) you say I am sorry I cannot remember because I have Ballzheimer's.
She will take the cue and you will get Pinch and Roll whilst telling her some made up story that will keep her going for an hour.
She will take the cue and you will get Pinch and Roll whilst telling her some made up story that will keep her going for an hour.
Man: Something very interesting happened today, you wouldn't believe it.
Lady: What?
Man: I can't quite remember I seem to be suffering from Ballzheimer's.
Lady: OK unzip your pants and tell me...
Lady: What?
Man: I can't quite remember I seem to be suffering from Ballzheimer's.
Lady: OK unzip your pants and tell me...
by Shaun Taylor! August 20, 2009
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Having the affliction of saying you forgot something that was really your fault and blaming it on someone else.
From the Daily Show with Jon Stewart:
"Cheney, your complaining about your plan? Can you ever lose? No wonder you're ever wrong!... I think it's become very clear: Dick Cheney is now in full-blown stage four Balzheimer's."
"Cheney, your complaining about your plan? Can you ever lose? No wonder you're ever wrong!... I think it's become very clear: Dick Cheney is now in full-blown stage four Balzheimer's."
by Rodrigo M. July 1, 2009
Get the Balzheimer's mug.Repetitive fornication with previous partners forgoing all principle purposes for initial dissolution of the relationship to begin with.
by bamf269 August 14, 2012
Get the Ballzheimers mug.The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.
Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."
by captmurk December 26, 2013
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Get the Ballzheimers mug.A condition of post-coital forgetfulness that occurs when you can't remember the name of the girl you just had sex with.
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