balloon job

Inflating the foreskin - possible only for an uncircumcised man. (Air should not be forced down the urethra, and on no account should high-pressure air supplies be used.)

"giz a balloon job"
"i corr, my compressor is knackered"

by Manpanzee February 6, 2006

balloonjuice

The contents of a used condom.

Don't get no balloon juice on me!

by woody October 9, 2004

ballooncock

A crime perpetrated on a man who is sleeping outdoors. First a helium-filled balloon is attached to the man's penis, then the penis is severed at its base. The unfortunate victim awakens shortly afterwards to experience pain, blood-loss, and the heart-breaking sight of his pride-and-joy floating away, never to be seen again.

Lady Astor: "If I were your wife, sir, I would ballooncock you as you slept."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband, I wouldn't want to keep it anyway."

by Alipé August 13, 2007

balloonophile

one who molests balloons.

dude, stop being a balloonophile!

by stephahoee July 6, 2008

balloonjuice

The slimy liquid released by popping an orally inflated balloon. Thought by some to be spit.

Don't pop that balloon in my face. I don't want a faceful of balloonjuice!

by Chad December 17, 2003

Balloondolier

A bandolier made entirely out of balloons or condoms.

Did you see that new balloondolier he was sporting. It looked rather dull.

by Thephatguy34 August 9, 2018

balloonoid

A person whose body has been blown up like a balloon, and are filled with either air, helium, hexafluoride, hydrogen or water. They are spherical and can only bounce and roll as means of transportation.

My girlfriend ate a magic fruit and it caused her to turn into a great big, cuddly balloonoid!

by Gangster Twinks February 21, 2023