Baldi

Great Teacher due to his increible hearing abilities! He can not only tell where any sound come from, but who made it too!

Now for everybody's favorite subject, math! "Baldi's" messages to the player.

by Dank m3m3 June 12, 2018

Baldi

Baldi is a math teacher from the game Baldi's basics in education and learning that will give you math questions from notebooks you have to collect, but if you get one wrong he will get mad and smack his ruler,you have to get all 7 notebooks and get out of the school before he catches you but if your too slow to get to an exit he will close it and you will have nowhere to go

Baldi smacked me with a ruler because i got a question wrong :(

by monikammmmmm June 12, 2018

Baldimore

The way Marylanders pronounce the state's most prominent city. Often used in conjunction with the word "hon."

Let's go watch those Baldimore O's, hon.

("O's" pronounced as "ooohs.")

by Graggy H. February 8, 2009

Baldilocks

1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.

2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.

3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'

Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.

by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010

Baldi

Baldi is the name of a man whom has a ruler and will slap you with it and you will love every single second of it as you are beat to death by Baldi's ruler.

Baldi is fucken hot.

by Baldi's Ruler June 11, 2018

baldifier

A low-tier bed wars player. Gets boosted hard by Cund and is hated by the whole bed wars community. Also is a hardcore edater.

This one time I saw a Baldifier in bed wars. Absolutely vile.

by Jeffrey Helmstein May 15, 2021

Baldinati

Bald illuminati.

When Corpse_husband was spiralling about Pitbull and other Bald famous people being in a secret group
On Tina kitten's late night twitch stream,

A group in twitter named "The temple gc" came up with the baldinati theory that
Every bald people praise Bingus, a famous bald cat In the cult
And That's what the famous lyrics of
PITBULL "Hotel-motel" indicate. Their secret base.
Which Corpse husband and Tina talked about in the stream

Tormuj : hey it could be a bald illuminati

Nina : yes baldinati

The entire temple : BALDINATI YESS

by Tormuj July 16, 2021