Rock Band Bass Player

Someone who's Extremely Talented at playing bass in a Rock Band.

Gavin's a Rock Band Bass Player & his music pierces your very soul with its deep, powerful sounds!

by Starchylde August 7, 2016

Bass Trombone

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).

For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.

by Driving Park December 17, 2014

'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass

The definition of awesomeness.

Jenny: Chuck, you're totally overracting, I'm really fine.
European ambasador kid: Dude, the lady said she's fine.
Chuck: 'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass. Even the europeans must know what that means.

by Chuck Bass fan February 5, 2010

bass guitar

An instrument scientifically proven to be sexy because its low-end frequency range of 30-100 Hz corresponds with the frequencies at which vaginas vibrate when sexually aroused!

Jenny felt a slight tingling but increasingly stronger sensation with her vagina, that seemed to correspond as the bass guitar solo progressed.

by E-209 December 2, 2010

Joe Baksi

Northern English rhyming slang for taxi, originating from the 1940s American boxer's name. Often shortened to "Joey".

"It's too far to walk, let's get a Joe Baksi"
0r "Shall we get a Joey?"

by The Acid Drop Kid January 2, 2008

Chuck Bass

The only reason to watch Gossip Girl.

Chuck Bass: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Nate: You are deeply disturbed.

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Chuck Bass: You looked hot on Prince Theodore's arm, today.
Blair: Is that what I am to you, just an accessory?
Chuck: Next to him, yes. On me, you'd be so much more.

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Chuck Bass: Look... I care about three things, Nathaniel. Money, the pleasures money brings me, and you.

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Jenny: Let's play a game.
Chuck Bass: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.

by you_know_you_love_me January 7, 2008

Bass Clarinet

An instrument descended from heaven. Forged by God himself in the fires of Mt. Buffet with wood taken from the trees of the Garden of Eden, it is said that when one such instrument is played, storms dissipate and seas are calmed. In the hands of an expert, the Bass Clarinet's power can be weaponized, calling in lightning to crash down upon his enemies.

A holy weapon of mass destruction. We call it- the bass clarinet.

by Antonymy July 14, 2011