Skip to main content

Carolina Clam Bake

After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.
by *samIam* February 28, 2013
mugGet the Carolina Clam Bake mug.

pull a hannah baker

A way of telling someone to kill themselves. Origin is a Netflix show (13 reasons why) where a teenage girl committed suicide by slitting her wrists in a bathtub
Person A: Why don't you go pull a Hannah baker
Person B: Shut up, I'm not going to kill myself
by thecrimsontop May 17, 2017
mugGet the pull a hannah baker mug.
Related Words

Baker Street boys

Two men who finally realize their friendship is a romance, and who get married, move in together and raise a child, all whilst solving crimes and furiously making out.
Jim: I told them they should just elope. They acted like their relationship was just platonic.

Mary: What a pair of Baker Street boys.
by GrandMoffTapaulin January 15, 2017
mugGet the Baker Street boys mug.

Bakeridge

Lakeridge High school in Lake Oswego Oregon. Known for its strong usage of pot, weed.
Lets go to bakeridge

I hear a lot of people bakeridge smoke pot.
by lovexpink April 29, 2011
mugGet the Bakeridge mug.

Bakery Mish

An occasion in which one or several members of the Tamborine Mountain teenage community travel to the local Bakery at 12 am to buy the days incredibly discounted pastries.
Dude, wanna go on a bakery mish?
by Ethanone October 29, 2011
mugGet the Bakery Mish mug.

I baked you a pie

Baked You a Pie is the opening scene of Asdfmovie2. It is about two men, and one baked the other a pie by saying Pie flavor.
Most commonly used by those random kids that sit next to you in class while talking to their friends.

It’s a meme.
Guy: I baked you a pie
Guy 2: oh boy what flavor?
by pontheaaaaaahhhh December 17, 2018
mugGet the I baked you a pie mug.

Pull a baker

To kill yourself
(Hannah baker from 13 reasons why on netflix that killed herself)
X: Im about to pull a baker
Y: What?
X: Hannah baker
by Alredypulled.a.baker April 21, 2022
mugGet the Pull a baker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email