Baining

A remark popularised in Glasgow made to describe an experience or an object, from which significant enjoyment, and a general feeling of satisfaction, is derived.

Describing an experience or situation

“Double music this afternoon, that’s baining bro”

or, when describing an object

“Nfn lit tea, fortnite n a baining wee ginger cake to cheer is up after a shite day sc snap is"

by TheRealFaZeJarvis June 18, 2019

Dr. Bains

A being of superiority, not quite human, but not all machine. Usually a brown man with a british accent and a PHD in mindblowing and a master's degree in wooing.
Sometimes possesses powers of growing webbed feet and flying.

Bains: Hello, I am Dr. Bains (english accent)
Hot slut: ooooooh, a doctor?
Bains: yes
(bone)

by metrosexualbastard August 24, 2006

Big Bäenis Syndrome

A very unfortunate medical condition. Some of the known side effects include having a giant penis an very big muscles. There is no cure for this disease.

WAAOW! Han där pizzagains har BIG BÄENIS SYNDROME!!

- NÄE! FAN VA SYND FÖR HONOM.

- WWWAOOOOOWOAAAAA JOHNNY SINS KRÄMPAJJJ

by eparagger123 March 16, 2021

bænis

also known as taint, the area between your BAlls and ANUS...the dipthong "æ" is a classic touch

i love when she licks my bænis!

by DocE82 February 22, 2009

Baiden

The most awesome Motherfucker you will ever meet. Baidens will love someone for long amounts of time and are impeccable actors.

Oh Yeah That Baiden over there he is awesome. Beat me in my audition for the new movie. FUCK HIM UP DADDY

by Gud MUTHAFKR December 5, 2018

Baenxiety

Noun: 1. When you get anxious as a result of bae's actions

Haven't heard from Bae all day. It's giving me a mean case of baenxiety.

by Bagocheeps September 18, 2014

Bainbridge

An overly long or proportionally incorrect foreskin

"the docking party was great until David joined in with his Bainbridge".

"when I started to go down on him I couldn't help but notice a smegma filled Bainbridge".

by Bruce Reihana August 22, 2011