bagooba

bargain

that was a proper bagooba and proper nice as well

by zob November 8, 2020

gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

by jamfsob August 6, 2003

Bag Job

When your jerking off and don't have lotion you get a bag of herrs potato chips and flip the bag inside out put it on your hand and beat off using the grease as lube.

I asked Trish to give me a bag job since she had real dry hands.

by Trizzy-jhizzy May 31, 2011

Bag job

An individual who is in all ways suitable for a sexual encounter with the exception of their face... Which is easily fixed by putting a paper bag on it.

Look at the legs on that chick! Mmmm and the tits.
Damn. Hmmm hangon... bag job!

by jasef December 16, 2003

Two paper bag job

A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off.

Mmm... two paper bag job, is she?

by Lonehelmet January 7, 2011

Bagtoberfest

a beer-drinking, brat-eating festival held in the fall in which competitive games of bags (i.e. bean bags, baggo, cornhole) are played and enjoyed by all.

Pat was so excited he could hardly concentrate at work as he looked forward to enjoying beers, brats and bags at the annual Bagtoberfest celebration.

by Kayak Man Dan September 23, 2009

batjob

Like a blowjob but you wear a batman mask. And when you cum you say "... Justice."

my parents are dead so my significant other gave me a batjob. I'm Batman.

by ß July 14, 2012