Skip to main content

Bagwhore

A nasty drug addict skank who trades sexual favors for a bag of drugs. (Or a few bucks and a ride somewhere) She's usually low class enough that men won't admit ever being with her and hope nobody ever sees them together. Usually too dumb to see that's all any of the men she's been with want her for. Usually too ghetto to be considered an escort or even high class hooker. Usually too nasty to charge more than $2.50 for a blowjob and too broke to get to her next "job"
Vanessa looks like she's pretty strung out but she doesn't ever have money so how would she get drugs?
That's because she's a bagwhore and gets paid with drugs!
by hookdonfoniksworkd4me January 13, 2016
mugGet the Bagwhore mug.

Hillbilly Bagwhore

A hillbilly bagwhore is one who performs oral sex on other people s men for drugs! They love the swampy areas most , it reminds them of their ass!

These are filthy creatures ! Very thin and pale looking , dark circles around the eyes from lack of sleep and smoking dope! Smells terrible from not showering ! These nasty monsters never shower or keep home and that’s why they typically lose their young!

A hillbilly bagwhore only has one thing on her mind! Sucking off married men and smoking their dope!!

No man will ever sleep with one of these filthy beasts as their vaginas are tainted and full of crust!
While on the bank of Sellers Lake, a wild hillbilly BagWhore named Martha Mae emerges to get her fix !
by Amy Jae August 12, 2019
mugGet the Hillbilly Bagwhore mug.

bagelwharf

(verb)
To fill a position in a band left empty by another who previously left the band.
In 1985, Sammy Hagar bagelwharfed David Lee Roth as the lead singer of Van Halen.
by mathjedi December 19, 2005
mugGet the bagelwharf mug.

Bagelware Attire

Appropriate clothing to be worn at an afternoon bagel soiree. Minimally formal, but you don't look like a complete schmuck.
“Like imagine you’re going to a bar mitzvah in California and your dry cleaning has all your nice stuff so you grabbed a button down from the closet. Now the service is over and you’re stuffing your face with crudite, chopped liver, tuna salad and lox—that's Bagelware Attire.”
by chef reggie November 25, 2019
mugGet the Bagelware Attire mug.

Bagwhore

A female that will attach herself to the fullest bag of narcotics within reach all while keeping her eye open for the next big bag holder to then succumb to her relentless bag attachment
Oh that predictable Tracy is such a bagwhore
by Bummslumber Hunter October 27, 2021
mugGet the Bagwhore mug.

Bagelhole

A tremendously gigantic amount of a repeated word or phrase that has no context beyond what the word or phrase is. (FYI, Not a real trademark.)
The teacher so mad that the student had to write a Bagelhole of the phrase “I will not get detention again”.
by The Great Tax Collector December 15, 2022
mugGet the Bagelhole mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email