douche bag hag

an overly trendy female who hangs around with, dates or otherwise fraternizes with douche bags.

man look at that car full of douche bags and their douche bag hags.

by Brett C. S. April 7, 2008

D-Bag Hag

A girl who, while not a douchebag herself, hangs out with, sleeps with, and/or dates d-bags at d-bag bars, insisting that they're the best/most fun. You know, like a fag hag, but with horrible douches instead.

Greg: Is Jan coming out to the SuperCoolAwesome Bar tonight?

Bobby: No, she's down at that FratCrapShack... again.

Greg: Damn, why's she gotta be such a d-bag hag?

by The Chemicals July 30, 2009

hag bag

A bag full of hags; also known as a fraggot.

Blake is true hag bag.

by Blakeub January 5, 2008

hag in a bag

Am old woman who has no muscle or fat between her skin and bones

Yech, look at that hag in a bag in her bikini. pass the potato chips.

by ChinaCat SF June 24, 2018

Bag-haggle

Although the actual definition is unknown, it's a way of threatening a misbehaving kid. The most common sentence it's used in, (down below,) has been used for at least 4 generations.

Stop it or I'm going to have to come over there and bag-haggle you!

by A guy from Jerzey March 14, 2024

Bag-haggle

Although the actual definition is unknown, it's a way of threatening a misbehaving kid. The most common sentence it's used in, (down below,) has been used for at least 4 generations.

Stop it or I'm going to have to come over there and bag-haggle you!

by A guy from Jerzey March 14, 2024

Cum Bag Haggis

An old Scottish person of whomst N U T S while eating his favorite meal

Hey Cum Bag Haggis, can I have some?

by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018