Beanophile

(Alternatively: Fabophile)

1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.

It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"

A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true

by Charlemagne1993 December 22, 2016

breadophile

someone that has the sudden urge to rape a loaf of bread and is arrested for it

That sick fuck was arrsted for having sex with a loaf of sour dough and was labeled a breadophile

by Joe Busey August 22, 2009

spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Breadophile

A person who has great love for bread

I'm a proud breadophile

by Air~Say May 27, 2021

paedophile

Kiddie fiddler - usually linked to primary school education

Alan Jackson loved his job, because he could watch the six year-olds changing for gym

by Ian Jackson December 11, 2003

touch of a paedophile

touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that was the touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 25, 2008